Voice-Over, Audiobook Narration, Podcast Guest. Lend me your ears.

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Talk | Sing | Perform

  • Audiobook Narration

    With a rich, captivating voice and impeccable delivery, I bring characters to life and immerse listeners in the story. My versatility and emotional range make me the perfect choice to narrate your next bestselling audiobook.

    Novella Narration (Max 55,000 words): $2750 + 5% Royalty

    Narration over 55,000 words: Hit me up for a Quote

  • Podcast & Speaking Engagement Guest

    From We Aren’t Dead Yet to Book 101 Review and the Magdalene Feast, I’ve got proven charismatic chops in both live and pre-recorded. Engaging, insightful, and always prepared, I’m the ideal podcast guest for cyberpunk & sci-fi, mythpunk, mythology, martial arts, wine education and poetry.

    1 Hour Reading (Virtual): $75 (Live - Local): $100

    90 Minute Workshop: $250 for the first 10 people + $10/person for extras. Max cap: 25

    Panelist Discussion (Virtual): $200 (Live): $500 + Partial Travel

    Keynote Speech: $2000 + Travel

  • Voice Acting

    I’m a master of vocal transformation and multiple accents. From powerful protagonists to quirky sidekicks, I seamlessly inhabit a diverse range of roles, infusing each with authenticity and nuance. Elevate your animated projects, video games, and more.

    0 - 1 Min w/150 words or less: $65

    2 - 5 Mins w/150 - 750 words: $275

    5 - 15 Mins w/750 - 2250 words: $480

    15 - 30 Mins w/2250 - 4500 words: $675

    30 - 45 Mins w/4500 - 6750 words: $1025

    45 - 60 Mins w/6750 - 9000 words: $1370

  • Singing Performance

    A strong and clear Mezzo-Soprano / Alto, my vocals soar with power, emotion, and technical precision. Whether belting out anthems or delivering soulful ballads, my voice will leave audiences spellbound. Elevate your musical productions, commercials, or events by featuring my singing talent.

    Hit me up for a Quote

We Aren’t Dead Yet.

A weekly podcast by Emily Armstrong, KS Bishoff & Sapha Burnell converging on TTRPG’s, speculative fiction & nerd culture. Check out our blog and horror anthology Macabre and Monstrous!

Stay wild, curious and keep defying the ordinary. Catch us on YouTube and your podcast platform of choice every Thursday, like & subscribe, share with your friends, check out our merch store, we’ll see you each week for more news, views & hullabaloos, so, keep the fire burning, the dice rolling, and the pages turning, and remember…

There’s always something we can do, ‘cause we aren’t dead yet.